I Need A Massage.... Help!!! Jessica

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2024/03/05 05:51:10 GMT03/05/2024 2024/03/05 05:51:10 GMT03/05/2024

Description

Desperately needing a nice massage$500/back rub please come help me... In return I will give you unrestrained access to my body as well my signature slurp and all I ask from you is a naughty massage the kind of massage that you may or may not accidentally slip inside me...

WARNINGS

If you ask me a stupid question I will give you a stupid answer...

Examples:

Asking whether or not I'm affiliated with law enforcement...

Think about that for a quick minute, DO YOU REALLY THINK I WOULD TELL YOU IF I WAS??!!!?!

Next Example

Asking for a oic

If you want a pic, be more specific because I can download a picture of anybody including the person

Conversely I'm not going to ask you for a pic because you could download a picture of anybody and pretend like it's you

If you're just passing through or all of a sudden an opportunity arose to come see me real quick... DON'T TEXT DON'T TEXT...

Please for the love of God if you're in a hurry don't text me pick up the phone and call me... Verbal confirmations are always mandatory regardless...

Anyhoooo..... Call me 417353XXXX

Ohhhhh.... I almost forgot

If you're sensitive or your little feelings get hurt easily then you probably can't handle my smart alecy personality so don't waste my time or yours

Don't forget to mention you found me on OneBackPage.com!

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