Real Massage for Real Stress/Tension

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SHORT AD

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SERVICES: Massage & Cuddle Therapy

MODALITIES: Medium pressure Sports/Relaxation/Lomilomi

EXPERIENCE: 16 years practicing. Certified Massage Therapist

LOCATION: Cozy studio office Fredericksburg, VA suburb

AVAILABILITY: 7 days a week- by advanced appt

RATES: $350/2 hrs massage $500/2 hrs cuddle & massage

REVIEWS: http://cuddleandmassage.wixsite.com/reviews

BOOK APPT: https://form.123formbuilder.com/528XXXX/appointment-form/

Or text 703-703-5566 with stg & ur face pic

DISCOUNTS/SPECIALS FOR PREPAID APPTS THAT FOLLOW MY CONTACT INSTRUCTIONS

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LONG AD VERSION:

To those of you ostracized by society

~ There's nothing wrong with you.

You are not

too young or too old

too fat or too skinny

Too tall or too short

lazy or strange

wear the wrong clothes

have the wrong career

just don't look right in their eyes for any

reason they come up with

Society is the problem. There's so many entitled, narcissistic assholes out there (both men and women) that when they are not happy with their life, they're only happy by Degrading, Humiliating Gossiping, Spreading Hateful Lies and Harming others lives and careers.

You are good enough enough!!!

There is nothing wrong with you.

I know how you feel

I always root for the underdog!

Massage understands...

Massage is there for you!

(Pizza is too but Massage is 100% fat free!)

Come schedule a relaxing, cuddle & massage and get away from all the assholes in the world and just relax for a few hours.

Your body and mind deserve it.

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Please note don't drink, smoke, do drugs, or lead a promiscuous life. I am cute & a life-long flirt if I like you, but don't do anything illegal (sorry) . I have being living my life 24/7 - 7 days a week, 365 days a year, for 16 years to help others in pain and suffering.

I have even donated my time on holidays to give Massages to battered women at a Private Shelter for Abused Women. I would do more if I had the time and money. That is my joy - to help those who suffer.

I care about your emotional and physical pain and graduated Massage School to Help You!

I have been practicing legitimate massage for almost 2 decades and do great work. In fact I've kept over 500 testimonials of respectful repeat clients that think my work is amazing - You will too!! (Unless you try crossing my professional boundaries )

And I'm very proud of my over 500 massage reviews. I used to flip through them whenever I felt down and quickly would realize why I do what I do! I care about others and don't want anyone stressed.

The only clients that don't enjoy my service are boundary crossers and rude entitled mysogenists.

Most if not all respectful clients have felt much better during and after their massage.

You can too!!

Will you be respectful tho? I have no problem with kicking you out or using my elbows on you lol.

I love helping people relax. It's ironic though because in my life I've had a lot of bad people judging and trying to trash/shame/hurt me just because. ??‍♀️ I still love helping others.

People should really try to fix themselves before sticking their nose into others lives.

Let those with no faults of their own cast the first stone~

I always have posted that I do legitimate massage and nothing sexual. No sorry I'm not going to wank you off! I've even had guys try to force me to touch them grabbing my hand forcefully hurting my arm. No sorry I won't see you again. Don't you have daughters? Wife's? Sisters? Mothers? How would you feel if someone treated them as you do me?!

No I don't give handjobs or anything else but I do provide, however, a wonderfully relaxing massage. Am I a flirt ? Yes, sorry can't help it. Do have pics of me in sexy outfits? Yes. Will I wear lingerie? sorry no. But I have pretty regular clothes/dresses etc so that I can feel comfortable and better able to give you a great massage.

Have I posted enticing pictures to get you guys to come get a massage? Yes. But let's face it. My clients are all males and males want someone pretty working on them and have always begged for full body and sexier pics over the years.

Again- Do I touch your junk tho? No. Will I ever? No.

I do incredible work and I've been around for a long time. I will continue to work hard at helping people destress. Whether it's on here or elsewhere, I will continue my career helping others!!

Over the last 6 years once in a while, a guy or some female would ask me why I advertise on here if I'm not an escort etc. I used to put this in my ads and I'll say it one last time:

NO MATTER WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR OR THINK YOU ARE LOOKING FOR,

Everyone is stressed and hurting physically and or emotionally and could use Real Therapeutic Massage And my work gives you that option so you DONT HAVE TO see escorts or girls doing extras.

YOU CAN FIND PEACE AND HAPPINESS THRU LEGITIMATE THERAPEUTIC MASSAGE.

MASSAGE REALLY DOES WORK AND HELP THE BODY MIND AND SOUL.

If you would like to seriously book a legitimate massage with a 2 hr minimum, feel free to text me to book at 703-703-5566

With " stg " your face pic and what time you would like

or fill out my form and text me after

https://form.123formbuilder.com/528XXXX/appointment-form/

no calls - no questions -

Fees:

Professional Cuddle Therapy (fully clothed) and Massage Therapy (you are in your underwear and I'm fully clothed) lol

2 hrs Massage $350 (2 hr minimum massage)

1 hr Cuddle & Massage $350

2 hrs C & M $500

3 hrs C & M $600

Discounts if you follow my contact instructions and prepay via Cashapp.

I practice Swedish relaxation, lomi lomi and sports massage with medium pressure and I do amazing work! Read my 500 reviews! ( online & half at my home office)

I do not do Deep Tissue, Nuru, or any fetishes. I don't do anything illegal or sexual. Please read that again - thanks ??

SEE YOU SOON! GET READY TO BE WOW'D! ?????

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Don't forget to mention you found me on OneBackPage.com!