Are you a loan? Because you’ve piqued my interest

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2024/01/16 10:34:23 GMT01/16/2024 2024/01/16 10:34:23 GMT01/16/2024

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Looking for the hottest, yummy stomach/hips around

A wise wizard once said, 'Words are, in my not-so-humble opinion, our most inexhaustible source of magic.' With that in mind...

Hello lads and ladies!

I'm a smart kinda babe, who likes nothing more than reading with the right person.

The first thing people usually notice about me is my honest personality, closely followed by my smashing eyes. You may find yourself awed by the caliber of my eyes and hair. I will be sure to bring myself well-oiled to our date so that you can appreciate my body to its full.

I work as a personal consultant, helping everyone. This allows me to exercise my skills: witty and spontaneous. Dating me will be a little like dating royalty. I once saw Rob zombie getting off a bus, and the paparazzi have been after me ever since. We'd better keep your kit on out of doors!

My life goals include:

Receive a telegram from an owl

get jiggy with you

Become the best personal consultant I can be

Help everyone in the world

If you're the right person for me, you'll be funny and smart. You won't be afraid to be honest and will have a healthy respect for other people.

My ideal date would involve listening to music in a hotel room in Venice with a handsome person by my side. While we're there, I lick your yummy stomach/hips and imagine retelling the occasion to my mates.

I promise I'll turn up to our date looking good and smelling amazing. You'll have no personal hygiene worries, and I hope I'll be able to say the same about you.

And I'll leave you with a quote from the one-and-only Harry Potter: "It seems as though I always knew I'd have to face him in the end."

Light me fire, babe

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Don't forget to mention you found me on OneBackPage.com!

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