All dressed up in Presidential Whirlpool Suite in the Sky and NoOne to Share it with

2024/03/15 00:33:43 GMT03/14/2024 2024/03/15 00:33:43 GMT03/14/2024

Description

On this non-descript, regular schmegular Nighttime in late February of 2024, I find myself donning a hot pink feather robe, drinking margaritas on the rocks, and gazing out onto the Twin Cities skyline.I'll get to the meat and potatoes now, but i will end this ad with a couple, short reflections, for those of you, who have been following me in my ramblingson my ads. I appreciate the sampling of literary nonfiction that I bring to thetable, but as we wellknow, um, you and me baby aint nothin' but mammals... My name is Harper. I am an up-and-coming professional Provider based in the cities. I enjoyed some newfound fame last fall when a few reviews of me were published that were very stunning and portraying an in an amazing light.But I don't rest on my laurels, no. There are still so many of you I haven't met yet. I offer full service INCALL appointments tonight. AND tonight is super special because I tried to treat myself, and I rented an executive suite with whirlpool sky high! Feel like a rockstar with me! I have two sets of rates; basic and all inclusive. They're both wonderful, but one is in amazing deal. You can probably guess which one it is! Ask me about them!Please right off the bat, give me your first name, your age, and the time of day and duration of your desired appointment. And stop Lowballing and bargaining!I if you don't like my way to can always go find another provider. Going into it, just know that my rates are a little more expensive than some providers on this site, and there's a good reason for it.If you were lucky enough to cllck on this ad, yay you! You may be on the verge of meeting a new friend who will change your life. However, i get so many contacts every day and people reaching out that you're gonna need to do some special to atract my attention. May the wittiest, most clever, and most resourceful man win all!

Don't forget to mention you found me on OneBackPage.com!