His Micropeen Made Me Laugh

Hello, naughty ones. I just thought about a guy I’ll call John Doe, who confessed that, even rock hard, his cock’s only a measly two inches. Then he begged me to make fun of him—or should I say “it.” At first, I thought he was bullshitting me. Only two inches hard? Seriously? But tiny tool teasing is too delicious to pass up, especially when the guy really is under-endowed. And based on the tremor in his voice, I was almost willing to believe him. Almost.

“Pics or you’re lying,” I said.

There was a mix of shame and excitement in his voice when he told me he was sending a pic. I opened the email and saw a handwritten card taped to his belly bearing his name, the date, and time. Below it was proof. He held a tape measure against his cock, which was sticking straight out, and only two inches long, before the tiny tool teasing even began.

“That is without a doubt the smallest cock I’ve ever seen on a man.”

“Does it mean I’m a loser?” He was breathing hard, letting me know he was tugging away, and I couldn’t help but take a jab at him.

“Are you using your whole hand while you’re jacking off?”

“No, ma’am. Just two fingers.”

I laughed so hard that tears came to my eyes. “I could say you’re an alternative winner, but I gotta be me. So hell yeah, that means you’re a fucking loser.”

Tiny Tool Teasing Turn-Ons

Some of you already know how much I love kinky confessions, and proof makes them even hotter. So I made him pose for more pics at different angles with different objects against his cock.

“Slow down, Tiny Tim,” I commanded.

“Yes, ma’am.”

Each ragged breath and new pic fueled me. In a way, it was like a kinky cage match. Only I was circling him, verbally, waiting for the perfect moment to pounce via cruel comments.

I kept teasing him throughout the tiny tool teasing call and told him I doubted there were condoms small enough to accommodate him. Then I told him I couldn’t blame his girlfriend for leaving him for a well-hung black guy.

“Imagine how they probably laugh at you when she tells him how tiny you are,” I giggled. “Hell, he’s probably three times as big as you when he’s soft.”

He whimpered and told me he was getting close.

Before I let him come, I made him recite three times, “Some women have clits bigger than my cock.” Each repetition left his voice shakier.

He groaned after uttering “bigger than my cock” for the third time and sent me another pic: a cumshot. And I kept up with the tiny tool teasing by making fun of him for not being big enough to shoot a normal-size load. He apologized and made me laugh even harder after telling me he’d been edging for hours.

Ready for some tiny tool teasing? Call me, and let me remind you of every inch you don’t have.