Hello, naughty ones. I had cucumber-melon salad earlier, and it made me remember a sexy lunch date with a gentleman I’m referring to as Luke. We had been dating for a little while, so I already knew melons were his favorite fruit. However, I had no idea just how much he loved them glazed or what an awesome culinary assistant he was until he arrived.

I greeted him with a hug and kiss, and his gaze spoke volumes. He clearly appreciated my less-is-more attire and my candidness as we discussed our plans for lunch. We worked up quite an appetite with every word, touch, and kiss—all of which led up to a very pleasant afternoon. But back to lunch.

Luke handled my melons carefully. Testing them for ripeness, of course. I found his focused way of inspecting them to be very exciting. It inspired me to unwrap the cucumber he was thoughtful enough to bring for our sexy lunch date.

He really enjoyed my handiwork, especially when I placed his cucumber on my melons. He was practically ravenous by then. So was I. However, we managed to maintain our composure a little longer. That’s how determined we were to make sure the delectables were arranged just right.

There was a distinct rhythm and tempo to the way Luke worked, too. The longer he kept at it, the more precise he got. It was like he was perfecting his movements for maximum effect.

Creating A Masterpiece During Our Sexy Lunch Date

Luke got a little winded from all the prep work. Still, the ecstatic sounds he made told me he was really enjoying himself and liked having me right there with him. And I let him know just how much I love a man who knows the importance of presentation while we were collaborating.

His eyes went dark and intense when he told me he was getting ready to add another ingredient. The pièce de résistance, if you will. I told him I would like that very much, and I appreciated the fact that he didn’t come empty-handed for our sexy lunch date.

Luke, my awesome culinary assistant, was absolutely thrilled. He literally shuddered in response as he drizzled several ribbons of hot honey all over my melons. Sure, things got a little messy. But it was a delicious mess and a mutually pleasurable experience. I believe he was equally in awe of the masterpiece and my reaction to it.

That was the first of many sexy lunch dates with Luke. And I gladly took care of the cleanup every time, slowly and thoroughly, making sure none of his hot honey went to waste. It would have been rude not to do so.

Ready to be my next culinary assistant? We can have our own sexy lunch date. I just happen to have melons. All that’s missing is a cucumber and some hot honey to glaze them. So call me. Then read about my dark chocolate valentine.

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